i couldnt sleep last night so i was looking at tomodachi life item descriptions heres some of my favorites
at least they’re honest
hmm. a peach princess, you say
"bouncy orange ball of basketballness" this sounds like an item description 7th grade me would’ve written
Rape Culture? What is this “Rape Culture” you speak of?
Seriously though, this is terrifying. God forbid I wear a skirt outside — I’m just ASKING to be raped if I do that.
The 58% statistic actually terrifies me more than any other. Suddenly change the word and you don’t care?
No one will ever be able to convince me that words hold no power.
this makes me sick to my stomach with anger and fear
Sand when it’s struck by lightning
NO ITS FUCKING NOT HOW MNYFUCKING TIMES DO I HAVETO FUCKING SAY THIS GODDAM RANT THAT IS A FUCKING STICK STUCK IN THE GODDAM SAND WITH A MOTHER FUCKING DRIP AND CASTLE MADE OVER IT HOLY TITS YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LIGHING HITS SAND
MOTHERFUCKING GLASS HAPPENSA ND ITS GRETA BUT THIS SHIT IS AN INSULT TO THE LIGHTNING YOU THINK IT MAKES THIS SCULTURE SHIT? NO TS HOT WHITE FURY MELTS THE GODDAM SAND TOGETHERTO MAKE SGLASS
actually that is indeed what sand looks like when it’s struck by lightning. you’re right about the glass though, what you’re looking at is a hollow glass tube called fulgurite. it’s doesn’t look like glass on the outside, but if you cut it open you’ll see this:
This is official fanservice.